Hey! In case u didn’t know, it’s my birthday. U know the traditional celebration on your special day.
· I’m looking 2 get treated well 2 day from all my friends.
· My other half is going 2 surprise me with a gift.
· I’m kickin’ it 2 the club, till it close.
· Um gon b smashed, toe up from da flo up, AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!
· Um gonna get some sexual healing 2 nite.
Ever think ahead of time what the outcome may b if things don’t go as planned?
· I can’t find any1, what the f*%k?
· My other half is mad at me./ I’m single with no play mates available 2 day.
· DANG!!! My birthday fell on Sunday. /I have 2 GO 2 work. OVERTIME!
· Cake and ice cream? NO STRIPPER N IT, I’m 47 years old idiot!
· On yo time of the month. /I can’t get it up if I used a crane, 2 drunk.
Even worse your body let u know n an unexpected way, health issues arise from being a follower of tradition. Yeah happy birthday when I was growing up, when u reach 40, it’s a different story.
· My friends moved on with their life. (moved, deceased, married, etc…)
· My other half? We don’t even speak much. Happily married for 3 out of 7 years.
· DANG!!! Another day, another year I’m closer 2 being out of here.
· Cake and ice cream don’t sound bad, is it sugar free?
· Sex? 2 many mouths 2 feed. The bills aint goin’ away, one came 2day.
Some people act like their birthday is every day, they:
· Drink heavy.
· Smoke heavy.
· Eat heavy with no thought about nutrition.
· Party all the time.
· Sex? No comment.
U get the picture,4 my birthday I plan on doing things 2 promote living and not trying 2 make my birth day, my death day. Thank you 4 reading, peace and um out.
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